*YES, I HAD A HELMET ON* Stacked my Vespa on Nov 27 2007. Hit a stopped car at around 80kmh (50mph), facebutted the dash, flipped and went through the rear windscreen face first. She’d stopped in a lane with a no-stopping restriction while I was behind her changing lanes with my head turned. It was hot that day so I left my full-faced helmet at home and wore the open face helmet with jeans and a shirt. Oops! Only spent two days in hospital after the doctors told me I would be there for up to 6 months. Was due to fly to the US on the 29th but put it back until Dec 17 which with hindsight was a little too early to go. Finished up with 4 full-thickness tears to the face with my bottom lip almost torn completely off, very deep puncture wound on my hand from brake lever, two very black eyes (lucky I had my sunnies on), glass and gravel all through my face which had to be picked and then sandpapered out, bleeding on the frontal and left temporal lobes of the brain, severe cuts and abrasions to both legs, teeth were forced back into head and very crudely wired back into the wrong spots (the guy who cut out the wire said it’s the most brutal thing he’s ever seen), a large hole above the right collarbone from the mirror stem, severe shoulder + elbow damage to both sides and a fair headache.
Much better now, I can almost feel my face

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25 Responses to “MY VESPA SCOOTER CRASH, PLASTIC SURGERY + RECOVERY”

  1. paraglidermx Says:

    Dude that must of …
    Dude that must of hurt!!Do u still ride?

  2. testrss Says:

    Cool song but did …
    Cool song but did you really need plastic surgery?

  3. ManbearpigITA2 Says:

    0:19 :O
    0:19 :O

  4. EverywhereVirtually Says:

    I saw that when I …
    I saw that when I was riding through Maastricht. Scooters sharing cycle lanes, riding in all directions and no helmets. Thought that was a recipe for disaster. But who am I to judge. Each to their own. On a personal level I do love my open face helmet over my full face. I guess we all take risks.

  5. lapibe55 Says:

    How did you shave!?
    How did you shave!?

  6. lloyd525 Says:

    yeah but it doesnt …
    yeah but it doesnt look as good on a scoot does it?

  7. iamcarmoda Says:

    i test drove a …
    i test drove a scooter years ago. top of the range aprilla. i cannot understand why anyone would ride something that handled and braked so badly. more dangerous and not as much fun as a bike.

  8. rploeger Says:

    good thing u fully …
    good thing u fully recovered :D

  9. Reaper0NL Says:

    Fuck Hard……
    Hard……

  10. PitFighter2007 Says:

    so…u decided to …
    so…u decided to get a full face helmet then?

  11. littlemidgetman Says:

    you look like teddy …
    you look like teddy sheringham, if you know who he is

  12. beach4me2007 Says:

    This is why E.R. …
    This is why E.R. nurses call them “donorcycles”

  13. Atlas13972 Says:

    fucking funny
    ing funny

  14. kennedved Says:

    DarkSkies132 is …
    DarkSkies132 is right
    but my scooter doenent even needs a helmet ( long live holland):D

  15. hilsumcrew Says:

    stoned?:P
    stoned?:P

  16. padgo98 Says:

    well done best of …
    well done best of luck in the future, i would wear a full face helmet tho

  17. DaveEnsor Says:

    Hope your much …
    Hope your much better ………. and that other people learn from your experience

  18. Flipflopab Says:

    admit it, you …
    admit it, you laughed

  19. DarkSkies132 Says:

    that would have …
    that would have been avoided if only you had full motercycle Helmet with face cover

  20. bandit8008 Says:

    rite i gota …
    rite i gota motorcycle helmet rather b safe then sorry

  21. Synesthesias Says:

    If he would’ve …
    If he would’ve bought the right kind of helmet it would have blocked his face.

  22. notemobutfeelemo Says:

    oh dang..o.o …
    oh dang..o.o painfull….:D ur sow cute..@_@ hipnotic blue eyes..gladd u recovered :3

  23. Ajboi89 Says:

    From a fugly zombie …
    From a fugly zombie to a handsome devil. I ought to fall off a scooter.

  24. rednut2000 Says:

    DONT BUY OPEN FACE …
    DONT BUY OPEN FACE HELMETS

  25. thecamper909 Says:

    congrats on the …
    congrats on the recovery!!!

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